Tag Archives: Satire

Trump’s Triumph: Unite

Posted on by
Reply

A US President uniting the world like never before, not fake news
Rahman Mohamed

Donald Trump was voted America’s man in October 2016.  Unless he does something seriously wrong and is forced to leave he’ll have a chance to be given the opportunity to become America’s great leader again until 2024 (just before the FIFA World Cup is hosted by Canada-USA-Mexico).  Since the Great Election, USA has been divided.  On Election day Americans believed they were being forced to choose the lesser of two evils.  Today many say they chose the greater rather than the lesser.

Agreements indicate President Donald Trump is a divider.  Some say he is a bully.  Reports suggest President Trump may be the greatest force to unite the world since WW2 and the Cold War.

Continue reading →

Advertisement

Chess Championship Being Played at York

Posted on by
Reply

The game looks long, both sides strong
Rahman Mohamed

PawnsIt seems as if York has decided to hold a rematch.  Although York has been struck as what many consider the strike of chess there’s never a clear winner.  Like many games before the pawns are safely being kept off of the board.

Continue reading →

Canada: The Great Grey North

Posted on by
Reply

Canada growing old; who’s going to take care of them?
Rahman Mohamed

On May 3, 2017 Statistics Canada released the facts: Canada’s grey.  In 2016 there were more people on the ice that were losing their hair than growing it.

The comb-over generation (age 15-64) was still the largest (59%), controlling the puck, but the baldies outnumbered the babies, the seniors (65+) had a larger team than the juniors (under 15).  23.5% of males were 65+; 16.6% were under 15.  There were more oldies dying their hair (25.4%, women 65+) but fewer women than boys combing (15.3%, girls under 15).Canada population pyramid 2016

Continue reading →